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Bill
Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General
Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace
with computer technology over the past few
decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be
driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top
speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an
economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand
miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker
price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would
you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a
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SURGEONS
ARE TAKING A COFFEE BREAK.........
1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to
operate on because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best.
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything
inside them is colour coded."
4th intercedes: "I prefer lawyers. They're
heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their
butts are interchangeable."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening
to the conversation, says: "I like engineers...
they always understand when you have a few parts left
over at the end." |
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The
Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery
school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class
about patriotism. "We live in a great
country," she said. "One of the things we
should be happy is that, in this country, we are all
free." One little boy came walking up to her from
the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his
hips and said. . . .
"I'm not free. I'm four." |
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